Sunday, May 28, 2006

Goferboy goes mole hunting - A new day!

I've all but given up on trying to rid the moles from my backyard. The existing impaling traps just don't work and are hard to set. I have a walk path to the school on the side of my yard where the moles just have taken over. So when I do finally get a trap set, I usually find the trap tripped with a stick that was left by a PETA member or their kid. So decided to try a new trap called Easy-Set Mole Eliminator and I have already nailed two varmints. I had no idea that moles could get so large. These things are about 6 inches long.

License to kill moles by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill moles at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. - Carl Spackler:

4 Comments:

Norwood Matt said...

"I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit."

- Carl Spackler

Tom, I am ashamed, ashamed I tell you. This was an opportoonity for a complete "fire in the hole" experience. Check out Varmit Gettr.

11:39 AM  
Tom said...

Ya know what, you are absolutely correct. I feel your shame. However, in my defense, I was attempting to put together a quicky to show how little time and effort it takes to put these things togehter. But you have proven a greater point. If you Halb Arsch something, well...it shows.

11:47 AM  
Norwood Matt said...

Hah! you said "arsch."

Hey, watchagonna do with those dead ones? You know they're good eatin', right?

3:53 PM  
Tom said...

Delmar O'Donnell: Care for some mole?
Ulysses Everett McGill: No thank you, Delmar. One third of a mole would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... mole village.

10:57 PM  

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