Why my blog sucks

You know your blog has hit rock bottom when the majority of folks hitting your site are looking for images of Wookies and Berlusconi. Oh how I wish I was making this up.
(Click on Image to see details of traffic. You should be able to make out the google search results looking for Berlusconi and Wookie. The only saving face belongs to some searching for WOXY.COM)

Maybe I need to switch gears and start giving advice instead of talking about useless crap. Like, look at this guy:
Hey, don't pay for this useless info. If you need useless info, I've got you cover with my new series of self help tapes:

• How to Invest in the Stock Market - "Buy low, Sell High!"
• How to manage your finances - "Don't buy crap you can't afford"
• How to lose weight - "Eat less and exercise more!"

All I can say is I'm a freakin genius! Hmmm, why isn't the money rolling in?