Had a good time at the Indy 500. The cars were going so fast that even the buildings moved. Actually, It was just a hot and sweaty day, and this is the best I could get from the camera phone.
It was my first Indy 5000. I was a bit surprised to see that almost all the cars where either Honda or Toyota. The only diffence being that the Honda's completed the race, and the Toyata's were being pushed off the track.
Too bad getting to the Indy 500 stressed me out. We were late meeting up with my company that was meeting at a guys house a mile away from the speedway. My Google map directions became useless once we had to deviate due to road closings and backed up traffic. I've learned my lesson to carry along an actual map in case this happens again. So we are late, asking directions, and think we have it, all we need to do is go up Gasoline Alley and take a right on 10th street. But there was a cop manning the intersection that would not allow me to make that right hand turn. He yelled at me to move on, to the left. Cars were behind me, I'm confused, so I obey but do a U-Turn so that I'm now going the right direction on 10th street. I figure I can talk to the cop and figure out what the problem is, and show him on the map that I just need to go 1 mile up this road. I'm sure he would understand, and at a minimum tell me how to get where I need to go.
I could tell though that the cop was not too happy with my U-Turn. He was already shaking his head from the distance. As I got closer to him, I heard him tell the car in front of me "Move on, I need to have a word with this next car". So I have my map out and ready, and try to explain where I need to go, but he's not looking down at my map, he was just waiting for me to take a pause and breath:
COP: SIR!!! What is behind you!?
ME: er, oh...um, my son?
COP: NO SIR!!! What is behind your car?!!!!
ME: Um, more cars?
COP: NO SIR!!! DO YOU NOT SEE THE BLUE TAGS IN THE WINDOWS?!!!
ME: No actually, I just see drivers mad that I'm holding up the show. Look, I ju..
COP: NO SIR!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE A BLUE TAG!!! You MUST go to the RIGHT and MOOOOVE!!
ME: But I'm really turned around here and confused, can you help me fig...
COP: NO SIR!!! You will MOOOOVE. NOW!!!!!!
So obviously I'm dealing with someone that really loves their power of authority. I guess he was getting aggravated with me since I was now disrupting his flow of traffic, and thus making him look bad. Long story short, I did another U turn, came back and followed his turn directions and found some side streets to get around him. As I was going through all the neighborhood streets, It was amazing how every household was begging me to park in their yard. But it was at one of these neighborhood intersections that Officer Steward was able to help me, and point me in the right direction. So thank you Office Steward. Nice to know there is still some sanity left in Indian's finest.